Questions for Jesus

If the Eastbound doves burn the flag, and the southbound hounds trample it in the mud, who’s to say which is luckier?

If the girl writes home and says that she’s the type who doesn’t go for them, and they think they just want to fuck her, who calls them all back?

Can a dump-truck take a day’s vacation?

When the door slams in the face of the man who let you down, and you still can’t get the stain out, do you yell at the stain?

Do you?

Huh?

Are your guitar strings overdue?